this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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