he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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