they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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