READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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