That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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