Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Even my vagina gasped.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Randomize
