just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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