i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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