doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
