Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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