We won't sleep together?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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