I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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