then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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