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Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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