ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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