Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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