I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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