this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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