where does the pee come out of this thing
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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