It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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