We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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