he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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