And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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