I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
