dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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