Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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