Kiss
Puke
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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