ADVERTISEMENT

• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"

  Fav 7 1587 731

  share tweet
  

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

• If she said thousand island I'd think it was a fat joke.

  Submitted by stylistadele on May 17, 12 at 2:25pm

  77 74

  Reply Report

• I like that line, I'm going to use it

  Submitted by puffandorstuff on May 17, 12 at 12:55pm

  71 75

  Reply Report

  • lol people voted me down because they're not as smooth and creamy as me

    Submitted by puffandorstuff on May 17, 12 at 9:39pm

    62 47

    Reply Report

    • Lmao and oh so tangy?

      Submitted by GA_Peach on May 18, 12 at 5:39am

      68 70

      Reply Report

• Tell her her new name is Paris because she's about to get eiffel towered.

  Submitted by dmoney1234 on May 17, 12 at 12:10pm

  73 96

  Reply Report

• That just means she likes white creamy things in her stomach

  Submitted by Linetrash on May 17, 12 at 12:18pm

  58 67

  Reply Report

• Getting hit on by fat chicks is weird, isn't it?

  Submitted by girlygears13 on May 18, 12 at 8:12am

  54 66

  Reply Report