please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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