don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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