Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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