pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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