after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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