Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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