I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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