I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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