i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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