it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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