so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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