I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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