I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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