We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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