Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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