1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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