dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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