did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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