If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
pray to the hookup gods
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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