just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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