weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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