i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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