Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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