talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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