You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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