Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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