Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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