No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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